I want to go to the boyfriend shelter, pick out the cutest boy there, and take him home with me. He's gonna be so happy when I snap on his new collar! I'd brush his hair everyday and give him tons of pets for being such a good boy. When I come home from work, he'd run to the front door to meet me, tail wagging. He'd rattle off all of the chores he did that day, expecting a reward. Cute puppy, you don't need to impress me to get a treat. I only need to lift my skirt and you can have all the treats you want ❤️
